Procrastination Station

Friday, February 28, 2003:

hahahaaa...this is good! i know flo will get a kick out of it! ;p

WHAT MEN ARE LIKE
Men are like.....Bank Accounts. Without a lot of money, they don't generate
much interest.

Men are like......Bananas. The older they get, the less firm they are.

Men are like.....Blenders. You need one, but you're not quite sure why.

Men are like.....Chocolate Bars. Sweet, smooth, and they usually head right
for your hips.

Men are like.....Coffee. The best ones are rich, warm, and can keep you up
all night long.

Men are like.....Commercials. You can't believe a word they say.

Men are like.....Computers. Hard to figure out and never have enough
memory.

Men are like....Coolers. Load them with beer and you can take them anywhere.

Men are like.....Crystal. Some look real good, but you can still see right
through them.

Men are like.....Curling irons. They're always hot, and they're always in
your hair.

Men are like.....Government bonds. They take so long to mature.

Men are like.....High heels. They're easy to walk on once you get the hang
of it.

Men are like.....Horoscopes. They always tell you what to do and are usually
wrong.

Men are like..... Lava lamps. Fun to look at, but not all that bright.

Men are like.....Mascara. They usually run at the first sign of emotion.

Men are like....Newborn babies. They're cute at first, but you get tired of
cleaning up their crap.

Men are like.....Parking spots. The good ones are already taken and the
ones that are left are handicapped or extremely small.

Men are like.....Popcorn. They satisfy you, but only for a little while.

Men are like.....Place mats. They only show up when there's food on the
table.

Men are like.....Used Cars. Both are easy-to-get, cheap, and unreliable.
the little princess @ 9:07 PM

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Tuesday, February 25, 2003:

Lab bored hate school too much to do not enough time must go work out people here work all night people at smc sleep at each other's places all night why is my world so backwards???
george what is your hotmail address for msn?
Alfin @ 11:54 AM

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Sunday, February 23, 2003:

Hey, I saw "How to..." as well yesterday!!! It was amazing! Not only was I laughing the ENTIRE time, but also laughing hysterically at some point. I saw it with an ex who knows me too well, so his commenting on my behaviour didn't help, cuz being a girl, I have my Andie Anderson moments too ;) Although I agree with the chick-flick-ness of it, guys can learn very important lessons in how to dress, act, and most of all, woo...ahhh the romance. The only thing wrong with the movie was how flat kate hudson was, like a freakin brick-wall-flat.
A fitness class next term?? Sounds good!

George, when is good for you, how bout wed after our tutorial?
Alfin @ 2:37 PM

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you'll never believe this...but "how to lose a guy in 10 days" is a very good movie. it's not just a chick flick (which it no doubt is) but there's sooo much more to it...i fully suggest everyone to check out this movie...i think i spent the entire movie laughing my ass off! and that's about it in the movie section. flojee...wanna take a fitness class with me?
the little princess @ 12:02 PM

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